Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
GROUCHO MARXIf you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Time wounds all heels.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Room service? Send up a larger room.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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