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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.

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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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