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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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