If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
SPIKE MILLIGANPolicemen are numbered in case they get lost.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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