Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
SPIKE MILLIGANThere is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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