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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.

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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Enough Food Politics
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Identity Myself One Liner Thinking
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Form Happiness Misery Money Yourself
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Animal Worth
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong

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