Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
SPIKE MILLIGANIf I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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