In the human race today, you came last.
SPIKE MILLIGANIf I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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