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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.

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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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