This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
SPIKE MILLIGANI thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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