I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
SPIKE MILLIGANI thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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