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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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Myself Pain Stand Wake Up
There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Death Far Laughter Live Time
My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Father Greatness Himself Inspirational Mad
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Animal Education Funny Start
God made night, But man made darkness.
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Darkness Deep Invention Man Night One Liner Spiritual
If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Myself Talk
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet

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