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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Children Dog Funny Rich
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
God made night, But man made darkness.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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