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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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