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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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