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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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