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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Animal Education Funny Start
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself

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