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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

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I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Death Hope Myself Sing Yourself
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Knowledge Learning One Liner Wisdom
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Listening Myself Pain Talk
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Myself Talk
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Funny Heart Love Nation Patriot Yourself
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beginning Book Funny Myself Poem Reading
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time

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