Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
SPIKE MILLIGANMoney can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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