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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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Food Invention Reason
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Beautiful Eyes
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Chance Happiness Money Myself
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Appearance Funny Myself Time
God made night, But man made darkness.
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Darkness Deep Invention Man Night One Liner Spiritual
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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