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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)

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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
Education isn’t everything, for a start it isn’t an elephant.
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Animal Education Funny Start
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Age Body Myself Time
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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