Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
SPIKE MILLIGANI told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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In the human race today, you came last.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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