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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)

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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Death Eat Hungry Myself
In the human race today, you came last.
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Human Race Yourself
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Death Life Sick
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Joke Laughter Myself Sing
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Clothes Order Perfection Work
A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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Knowledge Learning One Liner Wisdom
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Come Myself Quiet
Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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Better Class Enemy Friendship Money Yourself
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
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Rain Sky
If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return

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