Its all in the mind, you know.
SPIKE MILLIGANI told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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I told you I was sick.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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