I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
SPIKE MILLIGANI told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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