How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
SPIKE MILLIGANIts all in the mind, you know.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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I told you I was sick.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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