Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
SPIKE MILLIGANIts all in the mind, you know.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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I told you I was sick.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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