We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
SPIKE MILLIGANIts all in the mind, you know.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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