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Its all in the mind, you know.

Spike Milligan

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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Occasion Protection
We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Car Carry Love Relationship Sex Vehicle
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Funny Planning Preparation Wrong
If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Death Himself Man
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Age Man Vehicle
If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Alive Kill Myself Promise Yourself
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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Clothes Order Perfection Work
Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Funny Heart Love Nation Patriot Yourself
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
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Sea Sick Tree
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Myself Talk
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Connection Funny God Himself Light Wait
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Father Funny Himself Influence Mad

Its all in the mind, you know.

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