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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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