If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
SPIKE MILLIGANIts all in the mind, you know.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Australia, Australia, we love you from the heart. The kidneys, the liver & the giblets too. And every other part.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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We haven’t got a plan so nothing can go wrong!
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
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