I told you I was sick.
SPIKE MILLIGANHer mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I cannot stand being awake, the pain is too much.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Aristocrats have heirs; the poor have children; the rest keep dogs.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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