We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
SPIKE MILLIGANHer mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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