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Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.

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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Class Expectation Morning Yourself
This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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Escape Eyes Loud Silence Work Yourself
It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Funny Himself Marriage Perfection
I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Myself Sick Yourself
Its all in the mind, you know.
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Mindset One Liner Yourself
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Myself Talk
I’m a hero with coward’s legs.
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Coward Hero Legs Myself
My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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Age Confusion Father Myself Name
I told you I was sick.
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Myself One Liner Sick
Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Death Myself Plant Return
Her mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
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Born Herself Home Mom Woman
I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Identity Myself One Liner Thinking
Policemen are numbered in case they get lost.
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Case Lost Number
I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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Evidence Friendship Hands Myself
In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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Farm Hands Himself Wife
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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