There are holes in the sky Where the rain gets in, But they’re ever so small That’s why rain is thin.
SPIKE MILLIGANHer mother was a cultivated woman – she was born in a greenhouse.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they let in the light.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard.
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe’s singing until somebody told me that it wasn’t a joke.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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