Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, get it out with Optrex.
SPIKE MILLIGANContraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
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Render any politician down and there’s enough fat to fry an egg.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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