How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
SPIKE MILLIGANContraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it.
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In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.
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It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
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Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A.
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There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
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Many people die of thirst but the Irish are born with one.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Its all in the mind, you know.
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God made night, But man made darkness.
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I told you I was sick.
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