Its all in the mind, you know.
SPIKE MILLIGANContraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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I told you I was sick.
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Only on the third class tourist class passengers’ deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.
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Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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A lot of learning can be a little thing.
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My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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If I don’t eat soon, I’ll die of hunger; and if I die, I won’t eat soon.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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Listen, someone’s screaming in agony- fortunately I speak it fluently.
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My father was my greatest inspiration. He was a lunatic.
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My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!
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