It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t
SPIKE MILLIGANContraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
More Spike Milligan Quotes
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To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don’t want you singing at my funeral.
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A bird in The Strand is worth two in Shepherds Bush.
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I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
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This silent call you make, A silence so loud I fear the world knows it’s meaning If you fill every corner of a room Where can I look? If I close my eyes the silence becomes louder! There is no escape from you The only way out is in
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In the human race today, you came last.
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
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If you kill me, I promise you – you will never take me alive.
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I can speak Esperanto like a native.
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Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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Money can’t buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
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I told you I was ill. (On his headstone)
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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I’m Irish. We think sideways.
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We were making love in the back of a truck and we got carried away.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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