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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

Rodney Dangerfield

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On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
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With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.
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My uncle’s dying wish – he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
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A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home.
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I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.
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What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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Life is just a bowl of pits.
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If it wasn’t for pick-pockets I’d have no sex life at all.
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One year they asked me to be poster boy – for birth control.
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My cousin’s gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
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