Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee. KIN HUBBARD AdmissionDispelEnthusiasmFeeFunnyNothingPoorSmall
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. KIN HUBBARD AgedBoyHumorousMaturityMenWillmiddle
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them. KIN HUBBARD EpidemicFeelOverlookPeopleSensitiveSnubbed
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it. KIN HUBBARD ComplimentDownFlatteryFolkPayPocketSomeWent
Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young. KIN HUBBARD BoyBoysExpectFatherThingYoung
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. KIN HUBBARD AcrossCandidateElectionRecognizeStreet
When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done KIN HUBBARD ChanceConsiderDoneHusbandMorePossibleWomenWonder
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers. KIN HUBBARD FormLawyerLitigationMoneyPocketPortraitTransferred
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. KIN HUBBARD GoldishHelplessLiteraturePetSick
Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right. KIN HUBBARD DecisionExecutiveMakeManQuickRightSomething
Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on. KIN HUBBARD AnythingCustomerLoseMoneyStoreThink
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you. KIN HUBBARD AgreeEverythingFellowFoolGetReadySaySkin
On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith. KIN HUBBARD BackBrandDayFireForeheadHeatHellSideThing
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married. KIN HUBBARD ChildrenCommonestMarriedMistakesOverThinkWorry
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil. KIN HUBBARD LessMonumentPeaceUbuntuUnveilWar
I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. KIN HUBBARD ComeDemocratGovernmentLookMuchOwnership LongRepublican
The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded. KIN HUBBARD BehaviourCrowdReasonTransgressorWay
The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening. KIN HUBBARD BetterDayEveningEveryGetWorld
