Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book. KIN HUBBARD BookComeEverythingExceptFunnyLoanedSarcasticWait
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home. KIN HUBBARD GoHomeKindnessLongOughtStayTimeWay
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything. KIN HUBBARD AlwaysAnythingIntelligentPeopleSideUnpopular
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. KIN HUBBARD ClassicalKindMusicThinkTuneTurn
In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it. KIN HUBBARD GardenLiveOrderPracticallyVegetable
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. KIN HUBBARD ComplimentExpectFunnyPeopleReceiptSarcasmSarcasticSome
When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names. KIN HUBBARD MeanMentionNameNecessarySayWishWoman
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them. KIN HUBBARD EitherHandleKnowThemWayWoman
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’. KIN HUBBARD AdviceKeepLaughLaughingLaughter
An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed KIN HUBBARD BelieveFellowGoOptimistPostponeWill
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. KIN HUBBARD DoubleMoneyOncePocketSafe
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. KIN HUBBARD CostFunInsuranceMostOlder
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you. KIN HUBBARD CharIrritateLiteratureNothingOverchargingPleasantlyPlesantSarcasmSarcastic
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before. KIN HUBBARD BeforeGenuineGetHurryingLifeMorningMousetrapOnePleasureRightSetSimple
It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it. KIN HUBBARD EarthFunInheritLongMeekOnceSeeWatch
“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “ KIN HUBBARD GivingGoLetMostrationPublicSaySpeakSpeechmate
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. KIN HUBBARD CarveCountryKitchenLotRuinThanksgiving
The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son KIN HUBBARD AdviseBreathNextSaxophoneSonWasteWorst
University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business. KIN HUBBARD AptitudeBusinessPlaceRichSendSonUniversity
One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion. KIN HUBBARD AilmentCommonestDayFormationOneOpinionPrematurePresent
I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work. KIN HUBBARD AthleticEnoughGirlIndoorSawSexStringStrongThoughtWork
A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married. KIN HUBBARD AfterEveningFellowGirlLongMarriageMarriedOughtSpendTill
A good listener is usually thinking about something else. KIN HUBBARD ElseSarcasmSarcasticSomethingThink
