A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
NORM MACDONALD
Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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