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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald I don’t have any ambition.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald You can’t love your team without hating another team.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald
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