It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
NORM MACDONALD
Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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I can’t be naturalistic enough to make it sound real. So instead, I just wander around aimlessly knowing that I’ll be funny enough with stream of consciousness until I get to the actual explosively funny part.
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Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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