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They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald I don’t have any ambition.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald You can’t love your team without hating another team.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald
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Manish KhuntetaManish Khunteta Without you, I’m lost.
Amanda KarchAmanda Karch I did everything I could to make it work I was casting nets into the ocean and all they were doing was returning back empty.
Carmen AmadosCarmen Amados We flew to heaven, and we touched the sun.
Jennifer JulietteJennifer Juliette You told me everything would be okay. I wish you had said – you’ll hurt but I’ll hold you.
Ullie KayeUllie Kaye Be brave, be bold, beware that you must believe before becoming.
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Sigmund FreudSigmund Freud The highest activity a human being can attain is learning for understanding, because to understand is to be free.
Baruch SpinozaBaruch Spinoza The extra curricular activity in which I was most engaged – debating – helped shape my interests in public policy.
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Erik VoorheesErik Voorhees We have actively worked to share our experience of development with other nations, especially in Asia.
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