When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
NORM MACDONALD
In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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