Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
NORM MACDONALDInstead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
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The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin’ life again? Man, that’s rough, eh?
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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