This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
NORM MACDONALD
The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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I can’t be naturalistic enough to make it sound real. So instead, I just wander around aimlessly knowing that I’ll be funny enough with stream of consciousness until I get to the actual explosively funny part.
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All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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