When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that’s a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous.
NORM MACDONALDA lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are stupid. So when they do write them, they are hillbillies or rednecks or Christian idiots.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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I can’t be naturalistic enough to make it sound real. So instead, I just wander around aimlessly knowing that I’ll be funny enough with stream of consciousness until I get to the actual explosively funny part.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
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As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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Scientists believe they may have discovered a primitive form of life on Jupiter’s moon Europa. That primitive form of life? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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When people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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