I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
MARK TWAINI did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
MARK TWAINThe easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
MARK TWAINThe two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
MARK TWAINIt is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
MARK TWAINIf voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
MARK TWAINIf Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINIf you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
MARK TWAINThe secret to getting ahead is getting started.
MARK TWAINAnger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
MARK TWAINIt’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAINThe best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
MARK TWAINNever put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
MARK TWAINCourage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
MARK TWAINAction speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
MARK TWAINClassic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
MARK TWAIN