Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
MARK TWAINI’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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