The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINI’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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