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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.

Mark Twain

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Appearance Doubt Humour Mouth Remove Stupidity
You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Depend Eyes Focus Imagination Life One Liner
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Eat Frog Funny Humour Morning
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Forgiveness Gragnance Heel Peace Wisdom
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Argument Beat Experience People Stupidity
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Change Politics Reason
Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Book Praise Read
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Bad Conscience Memories Past
It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Convince Fools People Reality
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Animal Dog Fellow Grace Speak
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Eat Fight Food Life Secret Success
I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Finding Hate Humour People Travel
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Beat Deep Imagination One Liner Reality Win
If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Information Media Newspaper
Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Argument Difference Excuse Fools
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Charm Desire Forbidden Speak

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