The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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