Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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