I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
MARK TWAINI’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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