If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
MARK TWAINI’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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