If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAINI’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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