It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
MARK TWAINI’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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