Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
MARK TWAINIn the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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