Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
MARK TWAINIn the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
MARK TWAIN