Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAINKindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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