When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
MARK TWAINKindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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