Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
MARK TWAINKindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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