The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINKindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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