I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAINThere was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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