A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
MARK TWAINThere was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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