The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
MARK TWAINThere was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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