Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
MARK TWAINThere was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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