The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
MARK TWAINThere was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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