Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
MARK TWAINThere was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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