Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAINEveryone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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