Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
MARK TWAINThe dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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