I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
MARK TWAINI’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
MARK TWAINA clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
MARK TWAINThe secret to getting ahead is getting started.
MARK TWAINNever argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINIf voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
MARK TWAINWhen you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
MARK TWAINMy books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
MARK TWAINThe easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
MARK TWAINThe two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
MARK TWAINA lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAINA successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
MARK TWAINOut of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAINTo get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
MARK TWAINAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAINIf Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAINEducation consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
MARK TWAIN