The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINThe dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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