It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
MARK TWAINThe dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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