The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
MARK TWAINA clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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