I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAINA clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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