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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

Mark Twain

Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Emotion Inspirational One Liner Sincere
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Eat Frog Funny Humour Morning
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Effect Let Go Pause Time
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Animal Blush Funny Man One Liner
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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Enemy Friendship Heart Togetherness Work
Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Education Knowledge Learning
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Effective Happiness Human Laughter Race Reality Weapon
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Fun Funny Human Nature Humour Kiding
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Life Live Owe World
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Fiction Possible Stick StrAngry Truth
Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Debt One Liner Owe Pay Worry
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Animal Dog Fellow Grace Speak
I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Happen Humour Life Live Terrible
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Bad Conscience Memories Past
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Charm Desire Forbidden Speak
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Honesty Lying One Liner Remember Truth

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

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