The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
MARK TWAINA clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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