In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
MARK TWAINA clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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