The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
MARK TWAINThe easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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