I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
MARK TWAINI did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
MARK TWAINNever argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINThe fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
MARK TWAINIt’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAINIf you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINAny emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
MARK TWAINLet us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAINBooks are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
MARK TWAINObscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINWhat is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
MARK TWAINWrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
MARK TWAINThere is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
MARK TWAINIn the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
MARK TWAINThe more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
MARK TWAINAll you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
MARK TWAIN