Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
MARK TWAINThe easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
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