Be good and you will be lonesome.
MARK TWAINEducation: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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