Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAINEducation: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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