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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.

Mark Twain

In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Absorb Book Goodness Mystery Room Skin Wisdom
I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Finding Hate Humour People Travel
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Majority Reform Time Wisdom Yourself
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Charm Desire Forbidden Speak
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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FAction Healing Humour Treat
Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Appearance Doubt Humour Mouth Remove Stupidity
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Dog Funny Humour Insult Learning One Liner People
You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Depend Eyes Focus Imagination Life One Liner
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Die Inspirational Live Sorry
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Animal Dog Fellow Grace Speak
The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Children Humour Information
My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Alcohol Book Funny Genius Water Wine Writing
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Eat Frog Funny Humour Morning
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Animal Blush Funny Man One Liner
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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Brace Character Courage Curious Moral Physical World

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