April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINApril 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINWhenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
MARK TWAINAll right, then, I’ll go to hell.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINAnger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
MARK TWAINIt is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
MARK TWAINEat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAINMy books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
MARK TWAINI do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
MARK TWAINPoliticians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
MARK TWAINThe dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
MARK TWAINTruth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
MARK TWAINIn the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
MARK TWAINBe good and you will be lonesome.
MARK TWAINThe best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
MARK TWAINClothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
MARK TWAIN