April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINThere are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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