Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
MARK TWAINThere are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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