Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
MARK TWAINReality can be beaten with enough imagination.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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