A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
MARK TWAINReality can be beaten with enough imagination.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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