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Mark Twain Quote - If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.

If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.

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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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