A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
MARK TWAINIf Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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