To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
MARK TWAINIf Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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