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Mark Twain Quote - If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.

If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.

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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
MARK TWAIN

Funny Humour Inspirational Tomorrow
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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Acid Angry Harm Hurt Vessel
It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Convince Fools People Reality
There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Comedy Drama Impossible Interesting Life Tragedy
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
MARK TWAIN

Give Up Human Nature Humour Smoking Time World
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Animal Dog Fellow Grace Speak
You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Depend Eyes Focus Imagination Life One Liner
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Action Hustle Inspirational One Liner Success Work Hard
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Bank Banker Fellow Lend Rain Shine Sun Sunshine Umbrella
I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Decision Humour Mind
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAIN

Effect Let Go Pause Time
I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Healing Inspirational Life One Liner Trouble Worry
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Combination Happiness Impossible One Liner Sanity
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Eat Fight Food Life Secret Success
Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Complete Happiness Inspirational Life Live One Liner Wisdom Worth
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Charm Desire Forbidden Speak

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