I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAINIf Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
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