Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAINIt’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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