Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAINIt’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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