The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
MARK TWAINIt’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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