Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAINWhen we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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