It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAINWhen we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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