Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
MARK TWAINWhen we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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