The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
MARK TWAINWhen we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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