I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
MARK TWAINWhen we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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