Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
MARK TWAINWhen we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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