Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
MARK TWAINWhen we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
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Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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