The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINHistory doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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