Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAINHistory doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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