I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAINHistory doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.
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I must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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