Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAINThe most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
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Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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