Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAINEducation: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAINI do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
MARK TWAINWhen you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
MARK TWAINAll right, then, I’ll go to hell.
MARK TWAINNever argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
MARK TWAINNever allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
MARK TWAINI have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
MARK TWAINApril 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINThe man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
MARK TWAINIn the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.
MARK TWAINWrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
MARK TWAINWhenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINDon’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
MARK TWAINForgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
MARK TWAINClassic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
MARK TWAIN