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Mark Twain Quote - Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.

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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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