Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAINMan is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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