The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINWhenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
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April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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