Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
MARK TWAINWhenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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I didn’t have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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