I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
MARK TWAINWhenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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The most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
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Loyalty to country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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In the beginning of a change the patriot is a scarce man, and brave, and hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds, the timid join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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