The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINThe human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
MARK TWAINIf you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINI must have a prodigious amount of mind; it takes me as much as a week, sometimes, to make it up!
MARK TWAINWhat is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
MARK TWAINThe trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
MARK TWAINIf voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
MARK TWAINCourage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
MARK TWAINClassic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
MARK TWAINI’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
MARK TWAINEducation: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAINTo get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
MARK TWAINNever put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.
MARK TWAINPatriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
MARK TWAINA successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it.
MARK TWAINAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAINThe most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
MARK TWAIN