April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINApril 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINIt is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
MARK TWAINThe most interesting information come from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.
MARK TWAINIf Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
MARK TWAINThe best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
MARK TWAINThe man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
MARK TWAINWrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
MARK TWAINBooks are for people who wish they were somewhere else.
MARK TWAINIf you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINGiving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
MARK TWAINAlways acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
MARK TWAINMy books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
MARK TWAINIf you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
MARK TWAINThere is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
MARK TWAINHeaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
MARK TWAINNever allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
MARK TWAIN