Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
MARK TWAINPatriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
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You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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I’ve had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.
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Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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Obscurity and a competence – that is the life that is best worth living.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
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What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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