To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
MARK TWAINPatriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.
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I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
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Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
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I have found out that there ain’t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably desirable.
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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