All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
MARK TWAINAll right, then, I’ll go to hell.
MARK TWAINApril 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINThe best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
MARK TWAINAny emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.
MARK TWAINCourage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear – not absence of fear.
MARK TWAINIt is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
MARK TWAINEducation: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAINIf you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
MARK TWAINTo get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
MARK TWAINIf you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.
MARK TWAINHeaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
MARK TWAINThere are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
MARK TWAINIt is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
MARK TWAINDon’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
MARK TWAINLet us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAINIt’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
MARK TWAIN