If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
KIN HUBBARDIntelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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