No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
KIN HUBBARDIntelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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