Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
KIN HUBBARDLitigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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