A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARDLitigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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