Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
KIN HUBBARDLitigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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