Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
KIN HUBBARDLitigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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