The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDLitigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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