black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

Related Topics

Choose Happiness Misery Money

Bagwalas

Popular Authors

Marilyn Monroe Paulo Coelho Abraham Lincoln C. S. Lewis Khalil Gibran Charlie Chaplin Gautama Buddha Isaac Newton

Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
GROUCHO MARX

Art Humour Water
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
GROUCHO MARX

Feeling Man Naughty One Liner Sex Woman
Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
GROUCHO MARX

Arrive Dead Future Happiness Inspirational Life Past Present
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
GROUCHO MARX

Funny Hospital Humour Parked Run Taxi
If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
GROUCHO MARX

Deviation Dirty Honor Liar Thief Writing Yourself
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
GROUCHO MARX

Demotivate Idiot Insult Life Stupidity
I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
GROUCHO MARX

Education Love One Liner Reading
Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
GROUCHO MARX

Alcohol Beer Believe Funny
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
GROUCHO MARX

Funny Missing One Liner Women
A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
GROUCHO MARX

Interesting Reality Sense Theory
All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
GROUCHO MARX

Born Democracy People Republic
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
GROUCHO MARX

Attitude Confidence
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
GROUCHO MARX

Channel Cry Laugh Selfish Watch World
Go, and never darken my towels again.
GROUCHO MARX

Angry Funny One Liner Towel
Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
GROUCHO MARX

Funny Humour Mind Smoking
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
GROUCHO MARX

Enough Inspirational Mistake Yourself

Copyright: 2020 - 2023 | Minimalist Quotes