Humour is reason gone mad.
GROUCHO MARXWhile money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
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