I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you.
GROUCHO MARXWhile money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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I only write first editions.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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All geniuses die young.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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