Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
GROUCHO MARXWhile money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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I love my cigar too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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