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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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