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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Enough Learning Mistake Yourself
If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Best Friend Book Darkness Dog Friendship Read
If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Hear Memories Past Stop Story
Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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Love Man Romance Room
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Bless Crack Light One Liner
Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Against Attitude
I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Insult One Liner Respect
If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Deviation Dirty Honor Liar Thief Writing Yourself
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Crazy Decent Life Meal Place Reality
If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Exitement Fun Life One Liner Travel Wrong

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