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GROUCHO MARXYou can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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If you’re not having fun, you’re doing something wrong.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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