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While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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