I only write first editions.
GROUCHO MARXA child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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