Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
GROUCHO MARXA child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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