Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
GROUCHO MARXA child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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I’ve got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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All geniuses die young.
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