Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
GROUCHO MARXHollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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I must admit, I was born at an early age.
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Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I never go to movies where the hero’s tits are bigger than the heroine’s.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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Why don’t you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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