If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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More Groucho Marx Quotes
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In studying your basic metabolism, we first listen to your heart’s beat.
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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Time wounds all heels.
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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