Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Don’t look now, but there’s one man too many in this room, and I think it’s you.
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All geniuses die young.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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