I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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I have nothing but respect for you and not much of that.
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I love to read. My education is self-inflicted.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Somebody once said it’s what you dont see you’re interested in, and this is true.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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