Whatever it is, I’m against it.
GROUCHO MARXMost young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Do you mind if I don’t smoke?
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A very interesting theory makes no sense at all.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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