Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
GROUCHO MARXMost young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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I think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you’ve triumphed.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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