Room service? Send up a larger room.
GROUCHO MARXMost young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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All geniuses die young.
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The only real laughter comes from despair.
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I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Go, and never darken my towels again.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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I don’t know why, but whenever I dream of a nurse she always has red hair.
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We’ll meet at the theater tonight. I’ll hold your seat ’til you get there. Once you get there; you’re on your own.
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