Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
GROUCHO MARXMost young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Humour is reason gone mad.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Before I speak, I have something important to say.
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Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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