Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
GROUCHO MARXMost young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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