If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
GROUCHO MARXMost young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
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If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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Whatever it is, I’m against it.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
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All people are born alike except Republicans and Democrats.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet!
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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